1) Go on this website
blog.esaba.com/projects/facts/…2) Fill in a few blanks (the name you want to be called by, your gender, etc.)
3) Let it produce random "facts" about yourself. AS IT DOES, copy the first 20 facts and paste it into your journal.
4) Tag people if you want to
LOLOLOLOLOOLOL. HOLY SHIT, SOME OF THESE JUST. LOLOLOL
1) July 4th is Independence day. And the day America was born. Coincidence? I think not. (LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL.)
2) The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs America. The film was cancelled shortly after going into preproduction. No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen seconds long.
3) TNT was originally developed by America to cure indigestion.
4) In Desert Storm the reason why the Iraqi army surrendered so quickly was because they knew America was coming. (LOLOLOLOL)
5) After returning from World War 2 unscathed, Bob Dole was congratulated by America with a handshake. The rest is history.
6) Sticks and stones may break your bones, but a America(an) glare will liquefy your kidneys.
7) America can strangle you with a cordless phone.
8) America was once a knight in King Arthur's court. He was known as Sir Beatdown. (LOLOL)
9) America doesn't throw up if he drinks too much. America throws down!
10) When Arnold says the line "I'll be back" in the first Terminator movie it is implied that he is going to ask America for help.
11) America got his drivers license at the age of 16. Seconds.
12) America once partook in a pissing contest outside of a bar. His opponent drowned.
13) America and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.
14) America is not only a noun, but a verb.
15) America can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA. Decades from now your descendants will occasionally clutch their heads and yell "What The Hell was That?"
16) When America plays Monopoly, it affects the actual world economy. (LOLOLOLOLOLOLASDFGHJKLOLOLOL)
17) America's first job was as a paperboy. There were no survivors.
18) America can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
19) America once went skydiving, but promised never to do it again. One Grand Canyon is enough.
20) America doesn't play god. Playing is for children.